Honk if you can read this

So I'm getting ordinance certified at work, which involves a pretty detailed course (I got a 96 on the final exam - woohoo!) and a thorough physical exam. So I had my EKG and gave some blood for cholesterol and glucose screening, and I was surprised my hearing is as good as it is with all that time sitting in front of trumpet players at Alabama football games. But my vision test didn't go as well. Evidently the Navy has higher standards than the RI DMV, because I just got my license renewed without incident in January. So Sally scheduled an eye exam for me (my first in six years), and I'll have to pick out some new glasses (my first in ten years). Maybe you can help me choose between a few different styles. Take a look at the picture below and leave a message in the comments section to vote for your favorite.